Friday, January 16, 2009

Mars farts, Earth on edge

"Pull my finger."

In the science department, the Washington Post and other papers are reporting that scientists detected an eruption of methane on Mars and have interpreted it as a "sign of life."

Funny, my wife used the same words when she detected an eruption of methane from me after I had fallen asleep in front of the TV.

In an informal poll, all the Earth men I spoke to thought the news from Mars was terribly funny. The Earth women? Not so much.


Tony Wilkins said...

So Dave is smart...and has a sense of humor. A side of you I haven't detected.
I've considered a post in which I advocate for public flatulation to be as normal as a cough or sneeze. After all, it's a normal body function and the average person toots 14 times a day (why do I think you already knew that?). I believe the average person would live longer if they didn't stress over it.

Dave Ribar said...

A crueler person would have commented that ALL of the posts must have reflected a sense of humor.